Useless but Unstopable Unisex Hoodie
Black / S
$59.95
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Useless? Maybe. Unstoppable? Absolutely.
This ocean sunfish (mola mola) hoodie is for anyone who’s ever been underestimated, but kept floating anyway. With a playful Y2K-inspired design that doesn’t take itself too seriously, it’s the perfect mix of ironic confidence and chaotic resilience.
And yeah, it just so happens to be ridiculously comfortable too. Like, *“you’ll keep reaching for it every day”* comfortable. This classic streetwear staple features a soft feel, a cozy hood for chilly evenings, and a front pouch pocket for whatever you’re carrying (emotionally or otherwise).
Basically: peak comfort, questionable reputation, unstoppable energy.
Designed by an artist who’s also a captain and marine naturalist, this piece is part of a bigger journey, your purchase helps support her dream of going to grad school for wildlife forensics.
• 100% cotton face
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
• Front pouch pocket
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Matching flat drawstrings
• 3-panel hood
• Blank product sourced from Pakistan
Disclaimer: This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size. And your friends will be jealous.
Useless but Unstopable Unisex Hoodie
$59.95
This ocean sunfish (mola mola) hoodie is for anyone who’s ever been underestimated, but kept floating anyway. With a playful Y2K-inspired design that doesn’t take itself too seriously, it’s the perfect mix of ironic confidence and chaotic resilience.
And yeah, it just so happens to be ridiculously comfortable too. Like, *“you’ll keep reaching for it every day”* comfortable. This classic streetwear staple features a soft feel, a cozy hood for chilly evenings, and a front pouch pocket for whatever you’re carrying (emotionally or otherwise).
Basically: peak comfort, questionable reputation, unstoppable energy.
Designed by an artist who’s also a captain and marine naturalist, this piece is part of a bigger journey, your purchase helps support her dream of going to grad school for wildlife forensics.
• 100% cotton face
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
• Front pouch pocket
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Matching flat drawstrings
• 3-panel hood
• Blank product sourced from Pakistan
Disclaimer: This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size. And your friends will be jealous.
Size guide
| CHEST WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 20 | 27 |
| M | 21 | 28 |
| L | 23 | 29 |
| XL | 25 | 30 |
| 2XL | 26 ½ | 31 |
| 3XL | 28 | 32 |
| CHEST WIDTH (cm) | LENGTH (cm) | |
| S | 50.8 | 68.6 |
| M | 53.3 | 71.1 |
| L | 58.4 | 73.7 |
| XL | 63.5 | 76.2 |
| 2XL | 67.3 | 78.7 |
| 3XL | 71.1 | 81.3 |