Useless but Unstoppable Unisex t-shirt
Vintage Black / XS
$29.95
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Useless? Maybe. Unstoppable? Absolutely.
This ocean sunfish (mola mola) t-shirt is for anyone who has ever been underestimated but kept floating anyway. With a playful Y2K-inspired design that does not take itself too seriously, it is the perfect mix of ironic confidence and chaotic resilience. It feels soft and lightweight with the right amount of stretch making it comfortable and flattering for all.
Designed by an artist who is also a captain and marine naturalist, this piece is part of a bigger journey. Your purchase helps support her dream of going to grad school for wildlife forensics.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua Mexico Honduras or the US
Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions. And your friends will be jealous.
Useless but Unstoppable Unisex t-shirt
$29.95
This ocean sunfish (mola mola) t-shirt is for anyone who has ever been underestimated but kept floating anyway. With a playful Y2K-inspired design that does not take itself too seriously, it is the perfect mix of ironic confidence and chaotic resilience. It feels soft and lightweight with the right amount of stretch making it comfortable and flattering for all.
Designed by an artist who is also a captain and marine naturalist, this piece is part of a bigger journey. Your purchase helps support her dream of going to grad school for wildlife forensics.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua Mexico Honduras or the US
Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions. And your friends will be jealous.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | CHEST (cm) | |
| XS | 68.6 | 42 | 78.7-86.4 |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 86.4-94 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 96.5-104.1 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 106.7-114.3 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 116.8-124.5 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 127-134.6 |